[ebimanami]

THOT! THOT!

OOH, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

HEY, WE GOT IT!

THOT! THOT!

SAY, WE GOT IT!

THOT CHOCOLATE!

[screaming-seal]

W E    G O T    I T

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

[brain-cells-for-sale]

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[official-lucifers-child]

op update: how’s wexter doing????

[bunjywunjy]

pretty good

[macmoosie]

Me on my way to the fridge at 1:38 in the morning for a little snacki snaccc

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Taehyung [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Namjoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Taehyung: I absolutely fucking do not.

[totally-real-bts-quotes]

yoongi: exercise is so important for a healthy lifestyle. that's why i do yoga daily.

[a few moments later]

yoongi: [lying face down on the floor]

jin: you can't just do the corpse pose for an hour.

yoongi: watch me.

[totally-real-bts-quotes]

hoseok: let's slow dance

hoseok: [does the macarena at half the speed]

[totally-real-bts-quotes]

bang pd: it fills me with pride seeing how you've all grown up and matured through the years

namjoon: [looking through window] [sees jungkook trying to climb a bamboo tree while the others cheer him on]

namjoon: [angrily texting jin] yeah me too

[totally-real-bts-quotes]

[sharing a hotel room]

jungkook: hey just so you know, i talk in my sleep a lot

hoseok: that's fine, don't worry!

[later at 3am]

jungkook, half-asleep: according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly

hoseok: [eyes wide open, staring at the ceiling] what the f-

[totally-real-bts-quotes]

yoongi: ready for your birthday surprise? 

namjoon: wow that's a huge cake!

namjoon:  

namjoon: jin is inside it isn't he?

jin: [muffled swearing]

[totally-real-bts-quotes]

jin: i don't think i've ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times bro

namjoon: gotta make sure they work bro... channel your inner crab